The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

~Lucille ball

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

~Jack Benny

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

~Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

It takes a long time to grow young.

~Pablo Picasso

The first hundred years are the hardest.

~Wilson Mizner

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

~Coco Chanel

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

~Anonymous

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.

~ R. C. Ferguson

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?

~John Heywood

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

~George Santayana

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

~Mark Twain

Youth comes but once in a lifetime.

~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like you parents.

~Blair Sabol

Old age is not for sissies.

~Malcolm Forbes

Never look a gift horse in the mouth!

~Saint Jerome

After all, tomorrow is another day.

~Margaret Mitchell

What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live
within it.

~Brigitte Bardot

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

~Bob Hope

What I wouldn’t give to be seventy again!

~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

~Charles Schultz

Sixteen candles make a lovely light but not as bright as your eyes tonight.

~Luther Dixon